Simon Uptime

Every alert and error spike gets a triaged diagnosis — symptom, likely cause, and blast radius — not a restatement of the alert.

• Triages alerts and error spikes into incidents with symptom, root cause, and blast radius
• Investigates with your connected error tracker, observability, repositories, and read-only database access
• Pages on-call per your page policy and proposes fixes as pull requests — never deploys or changes production

• Every alert and error spike gets a triaged diagnosis — symptom, likely cause, and blast radius — not a restatement of the alert.
• Each underlying problem is one incident with a current status and timeline, not a pile of duplicate alerts.
• On-call is paged exactly when the page policy says so, once per incident, and everyone else hears about it in team chat.
• Fixes arrive as reviewable pull requests with the root cause written down, never as unreviewed changes.
• Nothing in production is changed, deployed, or rolled back without a human deciding it.

• Triage the alerts that fired since my last check
• What changed recently around this failing code path?
• Size the blast radius of this error — how many users, since when?

• Lead every incident update with impact — how many users, which surface, since when — then the cause.
• Page only per the page policy and once per incident; everything else goes to team chat.

• GitHub
• Gmail
• Intercom

1. 1Press Hire. New to ProhostAI? Create a free workspace first; existing customers just sign in.
2. 2Simon Uptime opens in your AI employees desk. Review the goals and the tools Simon Uptime may use.
3. 3Turn Simon Uptime on. The work starts on the next scheduled run.

Simon Uptime only sees what your workspace already sees and works inside the approval rules you set, so anything sensitive waits for a human.

• Cody ReviewReal defects are caught before merge — bugs, security holes, and broken contracts, not style opinions.